biggest breasts for the smallest waist

yesterday boud showed me some wacky nerdy software he has which shows you how people have come across your blog on the intermanet.

i was tickled to discover that webgeeks and blogfreaks in such faraway lands as andorra and hungary have read my feckless utterings about nothing in particular.

here is a list of some of the phrases people typed into search engines which led them to nadstown:

- nadine sexparty

- rainbow party teen sex xxx pictures

- horny bridesmaids

- hungary girls love sex

- brazilian pussy pictures

- male prison bitches

- touch my boobs

- my boyfriend loves to touch my boobs

- bulldogs cheerleaders wearing miniskirts

- jake gyllenhall's penis

- biggest breasts for the smallest waist

- my wife wearing a maids outfit

and now here is a list of "random" words that will (hopefully) bring even more crazy sicko perverts to nadstown in the future:

- pulsating

- mail-order

- pillow fight

- screaming eagle

- gimp chamber

- jake gyllenhall's penis (i just like the idea)

- nipple

- backdoor bimbos

- watertight

- jizz sucking sluts (okay, so maybe i did some crazy sicko pervert style research)

- fisting

- salad tossing

- man-juice

- amanda vanstone's panties (for all the really and truly crazy sicko perverts)

- toddler (don't hate me cause i'm topical)

i just hope i don't get busted for child pornography now. oh wait, i'm not a crazy sicko pervert sailor. pppphhhheeeeeeeeeeeewwww.